Harper?
What.
Where are you?
In the bedroom.
What are you doing?
Umm… nothing.
Can I see you?
No, I’m in the bedroom.
No, I mean, can you come out of the bedroom so I can see you?
No.
Why?
It’s too dangerous.
Why is it too dangerous?
You’ll spank my bottom.*
I went to the bedroom and found him completely naked except for the soccer shoes he was trying to lace up. Not what you would call a spank worthy transgression except that he knows that it drives me crazy when he takes off his clothes and walks around naked (which happens multiple times a day).
*For the record: I rarely spank his bottom.
